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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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