just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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