Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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