new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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