I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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