I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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