your room smells of hookers.
And success
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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