I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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