We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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