hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The struggles of a small town man whore
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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