Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I wear drunk well.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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