Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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