dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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