i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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