I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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