He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
