Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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