just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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