I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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