So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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