the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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