okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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