No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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