Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Let's get the cat blown out
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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