Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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