Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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