I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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