dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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