the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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