AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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