He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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