he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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