I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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