your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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