Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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