I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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