? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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