I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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