Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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