She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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