how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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