Your tits are I can't wait for
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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