He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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