i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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