Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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