and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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