White coat. Heels.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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