dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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