ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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