Nicole vs. Life
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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